So I sent this email in early January about the things I’d learned from my new job. Here’s the update, 4 1/2 months into the job. Even though it may sound negative, remember I’m a sarcastic person. I really do love my job, it just sucks when you can’t help some people.
Read more below:
1. I now go to the Main Office to hide from people.
2. My office furniture it still awesome.
3. I really haven’t unpacked everything.
4. I quit hiding my junk food from Armelle, and she just accepts it.
5. It sucks having to tell people what to do.
6. It sucks even more making hard decisions.
7. I lost my Thinky Slinky (i think a kid took it).
8. I miss butt-kissing. That’s one thing I am good at!
9. Mr. Potatoe Head is still going strong.
10. Adults are worse than kids. At least I can tell when a kid is lying to me.
11. “I’m new” expired a long time ago.
12. The new iPod takes care of our music issues…headphones work wonders.
13. I still have a box of condoms under my desk that needs to be put to use.
14. I still miss the youth center kids, but not as much.
15. I like our clients…most of them anyway. Yes, I know, I’ve kicked 3 of them out, but really, I do like them!
16. People bug me cause they think I’m their savior.
17. Susan is still a Golden God. For Reals.
18. I like the Dark Side (sometimes).
19. I spend way too much money now.
20. Ah, the simple Vista Life.
The original list:
1. It’s easier to hide from people over here.
2. Having new office furniture is awesome!
3. Unpacking boxes and organizing the new office furniture sucks.
4. I find creative ways to hide my mountain dew and mcdonalds intake
from Armelle
5. It’s fun telling people what to do.
6. It’s not fun making hard decisions.
7. Two words: Thinky Slinky
8. Butt-kissing is no longer part of my job description.
9. Mr. Potato Head is the world’s best babysitter.
10. Adults are pretty much like kids, I still have to tell them what
to do (and remind them 50 times).
11. “I’m new” is a darn good excuse, however, I expect it to expire soon.
12. Armelle doesn’t like it when I change her radio station to country music!
13. Strawberry flavored condoms will burst if you try to blow them up (not me).
14. I miss the youth center kids.
15. I have throughly enjoyed the new clients I get to work with.
16. People think I’m important (little do they know).
17. Susan is a Golden God. For Reals.
18. It’s not so bad over on the Dark Side.
19. Basic necessities like, food, clothes and Jamba Juice are MUCH
easier to come by :-)
20. Oh yeah, I like making more money in 2 weeks than I did in a whole
month as a Vista.
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